blodgett

1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants

"that blodgett girl just told me my necklace was cute, i'm not gonna kill myself"

"today? i'm booked up until 11"

"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"

"mo money mo bitches."

"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"

by her best friend March 16, 2008

Budget Bear

Another name for a guinea pig

I'm going into the pet shop to look at the budget bears.

by McMutt May 8, 2010

bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.

1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!

by Sauki November 13, 2005

bludgeon

When one swings are large, heavy object in attempt to injure one or more person(s).

Holy shit! Johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus!

by Dana McCollins December 27, 2004

blidget

A black midget.

Gary Coleman.

hey, look at how short and poor that blidget is!

by Senorita Taco September 2, 2010

bludgendillyo

1. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to exclaim shock or supirse.

2. A term ussually used by the middle class, or higher, to replace "What on earth?", "God-Damned!" and the likes.

1. "Bludgendillyo! What was the that Terrance-Jeffeory?!

2. "It's a town of bludgendillyo drunks! Quickly get to the helicoptor Greggory!"

by themesser1211 August 7, 2011

Black budget

The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!

Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.

by yobbo April 25, 2003