bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by Verity M. November 8, 2017

BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017

Blowing Away Day

One year anniversary of the day you quit smoking cigarettes

"Good on ya, mate! Happy Blowing Away Day!"

by Meowmoeow413 June 16, 2018

Sir Boxington

The Smiley-face-wearing box-shaped Harbingers of Doom in the game Dead Space. They mean ultimate death to all who oppose them and are indestructable. As of yet there are only 12 known Boxingtons.

"Holy Crap! I just got killed by a box!"
"That wasn't a box, it was Sir Boxington the 6th!"

by Jorge McJorge April 14, 2009

Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.

The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.

by ShortOrder June 18, 2010

stank boxing

When you hot box close quarters with farts

I'm going to kick you out of the car for stank boxing it.

by Roxannne December 18, 2013

idiot boxing

When you get drunk and start exchanging body blows with the boys for fun.

“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”

“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”

by SativaCyborg October 3, 2019