bloativate

verb. to cause a feeling of bloativation, i.e. to inspire someone to feel fat and hence the need to get in shape.

When he asked if I was pregnant, it totally bloativated me.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009

bloadah

idiot

"dude, ur such a bloadah"

by The cat catcher December 6, 2009

Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.

"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"

by heartley99 April 30, 2010

Blogaholic

Someone obsessed with blogging, and because they can't keep on coming up with topics their blogs seem more like text messages.

Guy: Wow those people who run runscape are such Blogaholic's
Other Guy: Wow you play runescape.

Blogaholic: Went Starbucks and got coffee.
Comment: Starbucks eh?

by yrbaM nitsuA January 8, 2011

bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

by trojanx April 11, 2012

Bloated ballsack

When you have not ejaculated in a year

Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.

by Pussy burp September 14, 2020

blobano

Blobano is the name for your friend Romano if he pisses you off. If you call him thus he will most likely hit you tho so be careful

You say Romano I say Blobanoooooooo.

by Blobano Fan October 22, 2022