Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business

“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”

by pyromanse September 16, 2019

blip blop i em a clock

the mighty and inspirational words said by the Almighty Clock God

Clock God: blip blop i em a clock

by Not Akai October 28, 2017

blep blop

what ever you want it to mean at that moment.

that is so blep blop.

by meow16 October 27, 2017

blogellectual

n. Blogger intellectuals or intellectual bloggers.

adj. Some thesis that sounds intellectual, but emanated from blogs and do not have any research background to support that.

That blogellectual argument doesn't hold any water.

by Syeed A February 18, 2010

Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

by Malecomejones January 23, 2012

bloeme

Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH

Wow bloemes and zach are an otp

by Cocolover April 18, 2018

blokechap

British cognate to american dudebro.

Typically English fellow, who speaks in an indecipherable dialect, makes snide cunt jokes, likes soccer but is not a hooligan, eats Branston Pickle, etc.

Hey blokechap, you suck, fuck offf. go back "across the pond" dickweed.

by blokechap October 16, 2008