Blomework

The act of receiving a scrumptious blowjob while doing homework or studying.

I invited Susie over to study tonight, hopefully we'll get some blomework done.

by Dicktionary101 October 15, 2009

homo blomo

a homoexual male who sucks a lot of cock.

Lucas Lujan is a real homo blomo.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2003

blomb

pronounced "bloom".

drinking to excess

"Hey it's sunday. let's go blomb"

by flashdrive October 15, 2006

blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

by jizbiz April 11, 2008

blomby

The act of taking a shit whilst recieving a blowjob...
generally assumed that co-inciding the two events provides maximum pleasure...

"we all know you love to blomby mate...dont hide it"

by fanipwithmenah June 29, 2008

blomp

much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. Included in the Risembool Ranger Dictionary.

I have given the Führer a blomp!

by Riyou November 14, 2007

Bloaf

An unexpected fart, or farting without knowing you're farting.

(Person 1) "Dude...ugh...did you fart?"

(Person 2) "No dude, not that i know of...maybe i bloafed."

by Era825 October 21, 2008