Shit Bloke 

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

Shit Bloke by nobbynub May 27, 2009

shit bloke 

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

shit bloke by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

Musical Bloke 

A young man who stands on the side of a road in Bellaire, Texas (Houston) & sings songs on a beat up guitar. He is quite skilled & very humorous. If you see him, you should toss some money in his open guitar case.

Oh, LOOK! There's the musical bloke! He's very talented. Let's give him some money so he can buy himself a drink in this hot Houston weather.

Musical Bloke by houstonlocal2011 April 26, 2011

Mosquito Bloke 

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

Mosquito Bloke by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

smokey bloke 

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!

smokey bloke by bigtrn January 8, 2021

Mess of a bloke 

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

Mess of a bloke by BShields90 March 28, 2022

sroke the bloke 

Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.

After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.

sroke the bloke by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003