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blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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blitzkrieg

When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. The partner on top is left in a confused state wondering what hit her/him, very similar to the powers of Poland, Holland, Belgium, France and Russia at the outset of the Second World War.
Jess was riding Dave when suddenly she felt a violent and intense splitting of her butt cheeks as if a division of Panzers charged through. She paused for a moment, noticed her and Dave were alone in the room, and continued sex without bringing it up. Jake walked away after the most successful blitzkrieg yet.
by Aditya Savage October 20, 2006
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Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
by fan September 28, 2006
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bliterate

shortened of obliterate

Verb meaning destroy
Gnarkill: Man i just bliterated that guy...
1337cake: i know meng, hes so shamed!
by Spulumbo December 13, 2006
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Blitzd

Yo bro you wanna go outside and get blitzd?
by relaxism October 15, 2015
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Blitz Wolfer

Being Normal is to boring for this type of person (scotty) loves rubix cubes
Blitz Wolfer a Youtuber loves rubix cubes
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Anal Blitzkrieg

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.
by Benjo82 February 11, 2019
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