by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
by BonierRope February 15, 2020
(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.
by Sir Nicholas III November 04, 2016
(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.
Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.
by Pddlover100 May 11, 2021
by HannerBananers October 28, 2010
by Fuckboii 3000 November 25, 2020
A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 23, 2022