Blimp G Ferguson

A nickname for a superful useful guy whose helpful until you actually need him. Aka an actually fucking clown.

Bro Jackson is literally Blimp G Ferguson the way he's working on this group project.

Yeah what a fucking clown.

by Lobsterlawyer December 05, 2023

blimp nails

Coke nails on a big gurl

Look at baby girls blimp nails, dang gurl

by Eddie Torres E.T. August 22, 2021

cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 21, 2021

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.

“Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”

by BonierRope February 15, 2020

pimpin' blimp

1: cool blimps or just blimps in general

2: pimped out blimp w/ platinum and purple shag carpets

OMG when I grow up my rich husband's going to buy me a pimpin' blimp.

by HannerBananers October 28, 2010

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.

Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week

by Fuckboii 3000 November 25, 2020