Skin Blimp

An impressive male genitalia gliding in for docking in your flesh hangar.

As she laid down, I released my skin blimp, but I was worried about a hard landing...

by cubs win February 22, 2012

blimped up

a person who gained a lot of weight

boy that girl blimped up since high school

by anonymous November 1, 2023

Blimp G Ferguson

A nickname for a superful useful guy whose helpful until you actually need him. Aka an actually fucking clown.

Bro Jackson is literally Blimp G Ferguson the way he's working on this group project.

Yeah what a fucking clown.

by Lobsterlawyer December 4, 2023

Blimp

Something homosexual or gay.

You wear women’s underwear, that’s blimp

by harryballsjr May 14, 2023

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.

Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week

by Fuckboii 3000 November 24, 2020

Blimping

(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.

Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.

Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.

by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021