Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"

by juliscious6969 June 9, 2009

bleets

fuckin sweet

thats the fuckin bleets

by Andrew March 3, 2004

Bjexting

The ability to text on a smart phone while simultaneously giving a man a blowjob

I have a girlfriend who is so good bjexting on her iphone to friends while making me cum, I took a photo of her doing it and posted it online.

by Dakota_Edm July 19, 2011

Blexican

When a guy or girl is 50% Black (african american) and 50% mexican

Hannah's mom is black and her dad is mexican, she must be blexican

by yagurlz May 1, 2017

Bext

Term used to describe an absolute gimp. Originates from the name of a complete moron.

"God, look at that decapitt fucker. He's such a Bext."

by Alpha October 9, 2004

Blexacanies

some one who has family in mexico china and africa

Blexacanies; im so cool

Dude; man, your Blexacanies

by ROBOdale3000 August 24, 2009

Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

by Richard November 25, 2004