Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

Blessing

A picture of a female that she has sent you pertaining to sexual content; such as: Nudes or booty pics

Brooooooo, she sent me blessings last night, they are A1!!!

by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016

marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed

in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing

by mellon69er January 11, 2009

blessing

to preform or receive oral sex

Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!

Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a blessing!!

by caliswaq July 2, 2014

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011

Blessing

When a girl decides to send a guy a snap of what she’s wearing but only something he would be the only guy who sees.

Send man a blessing?

by Roadslang23 December 30, 2018

dirty blessing

Annoying price of shit that sucks dicks and shoves dildos up his ass while his family watches

U are a dirty blessing

by Hrhebdbrh July 27, 2021