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bengineer

Tom has been going to engineer school for 8 years so that he can become a bengineer.
by hohoho413 February 14, 2010
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Blengblong

Derisive nickname for Ferdinand Marcos Jr, also known as "Bongbong," son of the late Philippine dictator.

The name Blengblong (i.e., to absent oneself from an important event) stuck after Marcos Jr failed to show up at any of the official Presidential debates organized by the Commission on Elections. He was also a no-show at debates and/or interviews organized by major broadcast networks in the Philippines in the run-up to the May 9, 2022 elections.

Three more reasons the moniker went viral on social media—
- He frequently absented himself while in school (Oxford, Wharton), failing to obtain any degree.
- He was notorious as the absentee Governor of his province, Ilocos Norte.
- Marcos Jr has yet to face contempt charges issued by a US court in 1995 to the tune of $353 million (as at 2011).
Can you believe Blengblong Marcos was elected the 17th President of the Philippines? Let's hope he shows up for work!
by ConsumerGuide.ph June 10, 2022
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BeenGay

Also known as astro-glide, a creamy substance commonly found in the lube aisle at Whole Foods, right next to the glueten free pasta.
Adam: Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the BeenGay?

Jonathan: I believe we might be sold out, but if we do have any left, it would be over there by the Tom's All Natural Shampoo Toothpaste.
by 312steve October 26, 2012
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Beeng Moong Babia

Bitch Milk Pepper”

A chant screamed by a football team after they win their game.

Beeng stands for the person they bitched.
Moong stands for pancake blocks.
Babia stands for fast and hot feet.
Player: “Beeng moong babia...”
Bus Driver: “What?”
Player: “Beeng moong babia!”
Coach: “I don’t get it.”
Whole team: “BEENG MOONG BABIA! BEENG MOONG BABIA!”
by Chi Chi Pee Pee September 30, 2019
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beng siang

a cute manly guy that will cut off your balls if you fuck with him.
person 1: wow he's so cute
person 2: don't be fooled, he's a beng siang.
by t4stier February 17, 2020
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Beng

A mix between beautiful and peng
by jelly tots July 2, 2020
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Blangous

A word describing a fat or chunky person, usually an asshat or douche.
Damn that guy is pretty Blangous, I hope he doesnt come back
by Andrizzle14 December 27, 2020
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