blechism

A religion started about the belief in a higher being without dogma.

Oh, yeah, Blechism? That belief in a god that doesn't need to hear your prayer to know you are worthy? I'm converting.

by Adam the Dadam November 8, 2004

Belch Wash

Much like "jet wash" (the rapidly moving gases expelled from a jet engine), "Belch Wash" is the preferably vile and unpleasant gasses produced by a belch expelled in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, ingesting the odorous contents of the belcher's stomach and expresses a negative reaction.

After a couple Scotch on the rocks at the bar, I enjoyed a fine halibut filet in garlic cream sauce, steamed broccoli with jasmine rice. Rich and delicious! While walking out of the restaurant I quietly expelled a hot gaseous belch. My unsuspecting wife walking behind me passed right into my Belch Wash, almost yarped and exclaimed “Thanks, I just walked through your Belch Wash"

by moleary70 September 1, 2011

Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.

Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...

by YAWA April 25, 2020

Chug Bleach

Something yelled at to a random (someone bad at something) to make them feel bad.

Go Chug Bleach random you are awful!

by BleachMan December 12, 2011

keep it under the bleachers

Keep it on the down low, low-key. Because all the shady shit happens under the bleachers.

Person 1: broooo im boutta hit up a girl tonight
Person 2: keep it under the bleachers timmy

by yeyyeyeyeyeyye February 23, 2017

BLEACHED

When a non-white women has sex with a White man.

Example 1: This girl is so bleached, if you're not a white guy she won't even give you a chance.
Example 2: That black girl from the party last night went home with two white guys, she definitely got bleached.

by AG303TT July 4, 2020

Bottom Bleaching

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.

"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005