man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008

Blessing

Evil Darkskin Nigga with no soul that leads bitches on with no remorse

Blessing Appiah a evil darkskin ass nigga

by chiefKeff January 4, 2015

Blessing in Disguise

An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.

Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

House Blessing

When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.

"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"

by Anonymous983938938572389 June 18, 2013

Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.

Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.

by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021

blessing

a fat and ugly annonying person who always slaps the back of people's head she looks lke a butt.

wow what could be worse than blessing' why is she even called blessing when she is not even one

by greystone roar September 28, 2017

bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining

That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.

by alyeda June 23, 2008