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Blaume

Short hand for blow me.
Pronounced 'Bla-ume'.

Be
Loving &
Open-hearted
With
My
Emotions (TM).
Person 1: *Sneezes*
Person 2: Blaume

Sub-context:

That's just your nose's way of saying Blow Me.
by Quake In Your Boots July 29, 2019
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blauwnekken

The people of Urk, Netherlands.

The Dutch government decided to execute an experiment to see if it was possible to create a Dutch version of the American Rednecks. They succeeded when the fishing town of Urk was created where all points for being a Redneck were checked. Because of the towns relation with the Sea and fishing, instead of calling them Rednecks, they were called Bluenecks. This translated in Dutch is Blauwnekken.
Average conversation in Urk:
"Hey man, ik heb eindelijk mijn droomvrouw naar bed genomen"
"Oh ja? wie is het?"
"Mijn zus"
"Ik ook man, gewoon blauwnekken dingen"

"Hey man, I finally slept with my dream woman"
"Oh yeah? Who is it?"
"My sister"
"Me too man, just Bluenecks things"
by DingKank May 27, 2020
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Blaunchy

Shut up you blaunchy ass bitch.
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blauwbok

An extinct bluish-coloured antelope of southern Africa
"I just saw a blauwbok"
"No you didn't, you idiot, blauwbok's are extinct"
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Blaughied

You - OMG I think he just Blaughied
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Blaurgh

Slang for "Do you want to have sex with me?". Usually used by closeted gay men. They usually hide the word as a burp, but they are actually trying to have sexual acts with another closeted gay man.
Gay man #1: "Blaurgh"
Gay man #2: Winks to confirm that they will have sex later that day.
by Magmazing October 12, 2022
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Blausplain

Blausplaining (Verb) /ˈbloʊs.pleɪ.ɪn/

the act of explaining something to someone in a way that makes them feel like they're a clueless idiot, even though they probably know more about the topic than you do. It's like mansplaining, but with a side of smugness.
I'm going to blausplain patriarchy to you now.

I know you probably already know this, but I'm going to explain it to you anyway.

The topic of patriarchy is very complex, but I'm going to try my best to explain it to you in a way that you can understand.

Patriarchy is a system of social organization in which men hold the primary positions of power in society. This system is characterized by the belief that men are superior to women, and that men should have more rights and privileges than women.

Patriarchy has been around for centuries, and it is still very much a part of our society today. It can be seen in the way that men are more likely to hold positions of power in government, business, and the media. It can also be seen in the way that women are often paid less than men for doing the same work.

Patriarchy is a harmful system that oppresses women and limits their opportunities. It is important to challenge patriarchy and to work towards a more just and equitable society.
by dudethatnukes June 28, 2023
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