blastin'

To shoot or beat someone.

He's blastin' up a fool!

by Simon Wentworth January 25, 2005

Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.

Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.

by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

Whip Cream Blast

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face

We finished the night with a whip cream blast!

by daveimscared March 1, 2011

New Jersey Blast

When your driving in Manhatten and a New jersey driver is in front of you, driving like a women and you blow your horn at him

This New Jersian ass in front of me was driving 5mph so i gave him a New Jersey Blast

by Gimaf October 29, 2012

blast residue

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.

I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!

by ueno1 May 16, 2009

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006