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Hot Blatchley

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.
Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.
by Chris The One - lulz April 18, 2010
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Blargh

The sound a platypus makes when it is stepped on or smooshed in some other unpleasant way.
S: Blargh
Z: Who Stepped on you?
S: A boot.
by flagellagirl March 8, 2009
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Blanch girls

A girl who will go beyond her abilities to suck n fuck anything that breathes. Some say they would sell there soul for sex. They fuck in bushes, cars, lifts, and schools. They have 0 Respect. They don’t even have sex for pleasure anymore !
Rambisha: This blanch girl fucked me for a spice bag

S2Trappy: What did you expect she’s a Blanch girls there animals out there!
by gazadriller27_slacky October 17, 2021
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Tully Blanchard

Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.
He tipped over your beer? Make him do a Tully Blanchard!
by Ric Flair Don't Care August 1, 2010
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Blarchive

Yo save that article, blarchive that shit.
by Swooped January 4, 2020
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blarhgtastic

When something has a lot of Nigel Thornberry in it, or around it. This includes sound effects.
The song Super Bass by Nicki Minaj featuring Nigel Thornberry is Blarhgtastic!
by noplank noservice October 13, 2011
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blancher

1.) A Blancher is someone who has vaginal sex with elderly women.

2.) Some who injects drugs in large quantities through their asshole.
1.) "Ew! your a blancher?! go have sex with someone your own age weirdo!"

2.) "He's gonna get busted for being a blancher. thats so messed up man!"
by yummyjuice May 30, 2017
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