Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."
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1) Bitcoin investors who bought $GME and paper handed in 2 months and felt the need to share it on twitter to get relentlessly ridiculed by apes around the world.
2) A new form of sadomasochism where bitcoin investors publicly self humiliate themselves on Twitter, en-masse, for no apparent reason on Friday May 2nd, 2025.
2) A new form of sadomasochism where bitcoin investors publicly self humiliate themselves on Twitter, en-masse, for no apparent reason on Friday May 2nd, 2025.
Twitteruser1: The board didn't make me a billionaire in 2 months so I'm selling and the company is trash.
Twitteruser2: Should I call the whambulance for this paper handed bitcoinerd?
Twitteruser2: Should I call the whambulance for this paper handed bitcoinerd?
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Get the Bitcointalk mug.Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as Satoshi Nakamoto and is slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.
No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.
Billionaires and nation states have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.
There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. Bitcoin slowly decreases in available supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.
Bitcoin sticks it to the man.
Bitcoin is the Internet of money.
Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.
Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high in 2025 when one Bitcoin was worth over $126,000.
Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.
Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.
Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.
Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.
Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin
No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.
Billionaires and nation states have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.
There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. Bitcoin slowly decreases in available supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.
Bitcoin sticks it to the man.
Bitcoin is the Internet of money.
Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.
Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high in 2025 when one Bitcoin was worth over $126,000.
Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.
Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.
Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.
Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.
Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin
"Everyone is talking about bitcoin now." - Yo Mamma
"Bitcoin is the new money." - Yo Granmamma
"Bitcoin made me rich." - A former poor guy
"Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy." - Michael J. Saylor
"If you like gold, there are many reasons you should like Bitcoin." - Cameron Winklevoss
"We must continue to educate the masses and encourage savings in Bitcoin to truly drain the kleptocratic swamp ruling our financial system." - Max Keiser
"We eat, sleep, breathe bitcoin." - Tyler Winklevoss
"Bitcoin is the new money." - Yo Granmamma
"Bitcoin made me rich." - A former poor guy
"Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy." - Michael J. Saylor
"If you like gold, there are many reasons you should like Bitcoin." - Cameron Winklevoss
"We must continue to educate the masses and encourage savings in Bitcoin to truly drain the kleptocratic swamp ruling our financial system." - Max Keiser
"We eat, sleep, breathe bitcoin." - Tyler Winklevoss
by LouSkywalker December 27, 2025
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by Daniel Borris Neil Harriosn March 21, 2022
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The bitcoinization of Singapore math has propelled the city-state to lead the way in blockchain technology and math education, much to the envy of math educators around the globe.
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