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Birkenstocks

Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.
Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!

Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?

Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
by Gamelockedtight March 27, 2009
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birkis

(adj.) derogatory word used on parents; (n.) shoes
OMfG they are being such effing birkis! or

Wayy cute birkis ally. =
by scuggy January 31, 2008
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Birkley

Simple girl can be shy and boom she never shuts up! Lolz she sweet,smart
Where is Birkley’s iPad?
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Birkaran

Someone who is charming, humble, helpful, always there even if it's 3:30, is a shorts person, loves cats, has great music taste, reliable and definitely capable of being loved.
Birkaran is the best.
by his favourite person November 22, 2021
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BIRKENSTOCKS

Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!

Me too!
by birklover November 23, 2021
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Birkenau

A cultural place where the so-called - "gnomes" went to take a shower.
He went to Birkenau
by wordguy9891 February 9, 2022
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birkenjock

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.
"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"
by Keith April 7, 2005
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