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Benidict

Benidict is defined as drug-addict. A Benidict usually attepts to deny this logical knowlage but dreadfully gets caught in the act. Also know as a Ben.
Person One: "Joe is the biggest fucking shit faced drug addict I've ever seen."
Person Two: "Yeah, I heard he denied it while having a fat ass joint i his mouth."
Person One: "I know, I was totally there. Sometimes, he get so poor he even tried to smoke his own shit."
Person Two: "What a Friggin' Benidict"
by Kimme March 21, 2008
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Pope Benedict XVI

The current Pope. Hobbies include spreading hypocritical bullcrap across the universe and letting his friends butt-fuck deaf 8 year olds. Also, he fought with the Nazi's in World War 2. But still, he's looked at as the successor of Jesus.
Pope Benedict XVI knows he's screwed when he longs for the days where people only though he was a Nazi, and not a power-crazy pedophile.
by MC Hammer'd April 23, 2010
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Benedict

probably the cutest pet one can have
Females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.
by benedictowner June 30, 2009
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Bennedict

A creeper who asks girls for nude pics.
Hey Simon. Bennedict asked me for a pic. I gave him one of course.
by Bennedicyk December 12, 2010
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Benedict Cumberbeyoncé

When Benedict Cumberbatch transformed himself from celebrated actor into the pop-diva Beyoncé by performing her "Crazy In Love" walk on The Graham Norton Show, he became the penultimate performer -- Benedict Cumberbeyoncé.
Jay-Z: "Did you see Benedict Cumberbeyoncé's performance the other night?"
Me: "You bet...I wouldn't have missed that for anything...I guess you could say I was crazy in love with it"
Jay-Z: "Who wasn't, it was definitely better than Beyoncé's original performance"
by PebGC October 25, 2014
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benedikt

benedikt, besides being a name, also an expression for laziness at work.
Jess: Stop pretending like you're doing something... Stop being a Benedikt and start to work.

Manager: Stop benedikting around!
by leibnizli November 19, 2013
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Benedict Cumberbatch

The man that has millions of women chasing after him, and millions of men wanting to be him. Noted for his amazing acting skills and his cheekbones.
I could cut myself slapping those cheekbones - Irene Adler referring to Sherlock who is played by Benedict Cumberbatch
by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015
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