bejambled

An undefinable state of disorder.

To be broken or tangled.

My roommate had a party last night and now my house is completely bejambled.

I haven't slept all night and my brain is so bejambled.

I tried to bake a pie from scratch last night but I added too much sugar and then I burnt it. It was a total bejamblement!

by sciencemonkey March 11, 2013

Benadryl circumcision

Famous Actor from London, England who has played in movies such as: The Hobbit, The Imitation Game, and Dr. Strange.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen the new Dr. Strange movie?
Guy 2: You bet! I love Benadryl Circumcision's work!

by Benadryl Circumcision July 26, 2021

beadwash

Response to a foolishly false statement. Noted with incredulity.

The captain rolled his eyes at the notion the enemy was withdrawing. Beadwash he said firmly and quietly.

by Hamadi Awad February 12, 2023

dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.

Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.

by Loopydave June 1, 2018

Dusseldorf Anal Beads

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

Beady Eyed Beta Manlet

An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?

Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.

Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.

by shiv4m July 22, 2015

Anal Bead

A Beaded string used for anal pleasure.

MY little whore of a neighbor used anal beads on his cat.

by Scat man October 4, 2003