cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Cankle Blindness

When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.

He's got it bad for her, man. The way he looks at her, he's got cankle blindness.

by YoungCalc June 20, 2017

snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.

I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!

by [e-mail] January 16, 2018

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

Watermelon Blindness

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.

Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?

Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.

Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011