Beefhead

The term used to descibe someone with a fucking huge forehead. The term oftern referres to Julien Lescott (Who has the fattest beefiest forehead anyone has even seen, it's fucking abnormal, I would check that beast out if I were you) Otherwise known as a meathead or a fucking dockoff forehead.

Oi lad, you seen the size of that kids Beefhead?'' *Points at Lescott* ''Fuck that's huuuuuuuge, that's a head and a half right there son!

by Lescotthasahugefuckingforehed July 25, 2010

beetches

= bitches

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Beefcheese

motled skin effect creating hardening and thickening of skin, also affecting mental capacity creating delusions of grandeur and fictional sexual relationships. halucinations are common for example puppets talking, and the necessity to carry two shop manequins on your shoulders walk a man stylee, is very compelling

give me a beefcheese hand owww

by bing cow April 13, 2006

Benches

noun: related to "bitch" and "girlfriend". A snarky self identifying term that stems from American Idol's Season 8 winner Kris Allen, who apparently used the term in relation to a literal park bench on camera, but was told to not say it again on camera because with his southern accent it sounded like "bitch".

The term has been subsequently adopted by fans, most notably those from ONTD_AI.

"You already saw the new Kris Allen interview? Where at? Come on, hook a bench up!"

"Benches unite! Give 'til it hurts for Haiti!"

by cadee February 9, 2010

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Beech highschool

a place where you will get drug searched and get into fights 😏 hhs and Schs literally better then beech, beech gone to ghetto like worse then gallatin

yo you hear that kid that got charged with murder at beech that shit aint happened anywhere else only at beech highschool

by blackberry bum August 31, 2021

Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010