"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
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Get the beat in the meat mug.by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019
Get the Beating a meat mug.when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
Get the Beating my meat mug.when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
(smash that pussy)
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
Get the beat girl meat mug.to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
by lucasant November 13, 2023
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