Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Iron City Beatdown

When any Pittsburgh team kicks another team's ass at football/hockey/baseball.

I can't wait until we play the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday so the Steelers can give them the Iron City Beatdown.

by B Weezy 2010 November 13, 2009

beater's curve

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

belated

a word that people use when they forget things instead of saying i'm sorry.

happy belated birthday = shit, sorry i forgot your birthday

by Kanan October 7, 2007

Bated

to get wasted on drugs and or alcohol.

Man was I ever bated last night at that party.

by Bated December 8, 2009

Fetus Beater

1. A woman who get's an abortion.

2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.

1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."

by RedSandDuster January 2, 2011