Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

beasterly

Adjective. Used to describe very low quality marijuana.

I don't know man, those nugs look pretty beasterly.

by SmokinTheDuke September 26, 2006

beaster

weed that has been over-fertilized.

At least beaster is better than reggie bush.

by AlGREENBITCH! March 13, 2010

beastars

some dumbass furfag show that you can buy bodypillows of a character called lego from

dude i brought my sixty dollar beastars bodypillow why are you calling me a fag??

by gunnut2 July 30, 2020

beasterleg

a well-toned, muscled leg, or an individual who has such legs; commonly referred to in skateboarding when a person's calves can be seen

'Dude, look at that beasterleg! No wonder he can do that trick!'

by Andrew Pectorabi May 22, 2007

beasterpiece

anything and everything created by a person named "Taylor" or "Gary"

Gary created a beasterpiece in ceramics

by ssfbnsvnslnvklndsb November 9, 2011

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017