based cringe

When you’re being yourself, not caring what others think, but are causing people around you to feel ashamed.

That poem you posted in discord was based cringe, Anon…

Calling yourself “based” is “based cringe”.

This guy is really pouring his heart out to this e-girl… talk about based cringe.

by xTyphoon September 7, 2021

faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

by tempestaz March 15, 2014

standards based grading

fuckin stupid

Hey, you know what's fucking stupid? Standards based grading.

by quacker1234 March 29, 2015

Meatball Based Society

A civilization that consists of meatball slurping greasy Italian slime-balls.

"NYC is a meatball based society" - Tom Story

by ForestD May 10, 2015

Spite-based politics

When someone bases their entire political advocacy off of hating a person or group of people with certain political beliefs; people often engage in spite-based politics because of past personal experiences they've had

Jimmy engaged in spite-based politics when he said his only reason for why I should vote for Trump is because his ex-girlfriend voted for Biden.

by GenericGT September 18, 2021

Online Based Relationship

An OBR (Online Based Relationship) is a relationship between two people who confess their love for each other online, but never talk in real life.

Frank has to get on myspace, every night to see if he's still on Sarah's top 8, that's how he tends to his Online Based Relationship.

by jenni.kate January 9, 2009

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008