Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.
Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉
by A foodie November 24, 2021
Get the Cocoa Bakerymug. Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024
Get the Bakerymug. Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.
Cocoa bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉
by A foodie November 24, 2021
Get the Cocoa Bakerymug. by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024
Get the complete bakerymug.