bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Bakers Dozen

A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever

"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"

by marth94 October 31, 2011

Bakers Dolphin

A travel agency that provides coach trips.

I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.

by HiTmAN December 27, 2003

Bakenstein

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.

Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?

by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

bakers dozen

1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

by Ttocs Senga March 31, 2008

Bakersfield

An awesome town but rather boring. The best attraction is the Kern County Fair and it has one of the worst air qualities in the USA. It is also the 4th driest city in the US. (Yes, even drier than Ridgecrest.) Also has a killer river that has been dry for a year now.

Stacy: I have lived in Bakersfield my whole life and its has gotten rather boring. Sigh... I wish the river would come back.

by Will Forest February 13, 2009

bakersfield

where crips kick it from the cbc

im a country boy crip in bakersfield

by mike March 27, 2004