chest badger

A patch of hair on a man's chest, usually directly between the nipples and centered under the neck. To be a true chest badger, the patch of hair must stand alone and must not connect to any other hair in the chest, back, or shoulder region.

That guy has a fantastic chest badger! It doesn't even connect with his nipple hair!

by FATTYAPPLETOM October 12, 2009

Hillbilly Bagel

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.

Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.

by smalljones August 23, 2020

t baged

When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.

Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.

by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

badger snatch

During homosexual male intercourse; While one man is thrusting on another from behind, the "giver" reaches around and rips out as much pubic hair as he can from his partner. This act is usually performed in prisons as a sign of domination.

Be careful in using this phrase in polite society, it will often make your audience vomit.

Dog why you gotta badger snatch me like that, my dick region is gonna be sore for days now.

by ssafdsasdf August 4, 2007

Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 4, 2007

Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004