axe wound 

the vagina

when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound

axe wound by John December 25, 2002

Axe God

Someone abolutely legendary on the guitar.

"Jimi Hendrix is an axe god!"

Axe God by Tzameti April 9, 2009

axe wound 

A vagina in which the outer labia touch each other, completely concealing all other parts...leaving only a straight line. Like one chop from an axe. |

After she shaved off her pubic hair, it was like looking at Barbie's axe-wound.

axe wound by Anonymous April 10, 2003

axe wound 

a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )

lick out my axe wound

axe wound by kathletto April 26, 2004

Axe Fight 

1.Noun- A contest where two or more people are involved. These sides will be both armed with a can of AXE Deodorant, and will then engage in spraying eachother with it till someone asphyxiates from lack of oxygen. The body is then lit on fire, and because of all the Axe on it, will quickly burn to a fine crisp.

2.Noun- A contest of scottish highlanders, in which they get boozed up and attempt to bury an axe into the back of other people's skulls. The body is then placed on a pike and set up on the coast to scare invaders.

1. Bob and Ian duked it out in an Axe fight, untill someone lit a match and the whole place went up.

2. Colin and Gair got into an axe fight. The entire tavern was covered in Colin's innards afterwards.

Axe Fight by Keafer Mock October 11, 2005

Axe Damage 

Crude way of describing the female genitalia

"She slipped whist riding her bike, fell right onto the crossbar. Got her right in the axe damage"

Axe Damage by MUTTLEY01 August 27, 2006

AXE N' ASS

A NEW FRAGRANCE BY JEAN BOREN TITLED IRQ140A&A LTD.

WHEN JEAN DOES NOT SHOWER FOR MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW AND NEGLECTS TO CHANGE CLOTHING ESPECIALLY UNDERGARMENTS AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TRY AND COVER UP THE HORRIBLE STENCH OF HIS BO WITH NUMEROUS LAYERS OF AXE BODY SPRAY LIKE A TCN. THUS GIVING YOU THE AXE N' ASS EFFECT IN ITS FULL FORCE

AXE N' ASS by STEVENSMITH787878560 October 31, 2010