Poop Axe

A steaming piece of doodoo fixed on the end of stick. The ultimate weapon against any adversary!

Beware! For he is brandishing a POOP AXE!!!!

by Gunt Slammer June 22, 2011

axe shower

The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.

Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.

by Joseph Block March 27, 2007

give the axe

To be fired; to have employment terminated.

Boss: I had to give the axe to Drew today because he wasn't doing shit.

by Iam Keith Stone September 9, 2010

Axe Cop

Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife

Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier chopped the bad guy's head off

by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011

axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

by beknighted March 20, 2014

toilet axe

another name for a toilet plunger

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.

by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006

battle ax

(also battle axe)
A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

Shut up you old battle ax

by Light Joker April 2, 2004