atheist

formally: someone who lacks a belief in any god

informally: anyone who isn't a gotbotting moron

Lance Armstrong is an atheist.

by ianam June 8, 2010

atheist

To be right about everything and having every reason to fuck with Christians

Not all atheists believe this, but I'm smarter than most of them, too.

by The epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

atheist

An evolutionary biologist from England who answers to the name of Richard Dawkins.

dude1: I'm an atheist.
dude2: Oh, you must be Richard Dawkins.

by LargeSyringe May 26, 2009

atheist

Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.

Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

by pfranklin89 September 7, 2010

atheist

One who hates Christians

"lets go cuss some christians out on our blog and make youtube videos about them since we are atheist.

by ghghghghghaaaa January 29, 2009

atheist

The fool. Even a fool could know what a fool is. A fool is a very stupid,extremely dumb,and incredibly ignorant human being. As in `duh, what is reality?`
The fool knows not that he is a fool unless he reads Psalm 53.1 then he can find out from God himself what he is, which would be `the fool`

`There is no God says the fool in his heart.` Psalm 53.1 and there you have it, folks, from God himself. An atheist is `THE fool` not `a` fool, but `the` fool. A person actully singled out by God and called `the` fool for saying `there is no God` And that is what God calls him for saying such a thing.
The Bible is called `the Book`, so I guess you get the message here about the atheist being `the fool`.

by Atheist shunner January 27, 2007

atheist

a person who needs to actually read the most amazing book, the bible. And until then just needs to shut up.

Atheist: God says that he made the world in 17 minutes

Smart person: Have you even read the bible.

Atheist: Well umm...I read the front title...

Smart person: Until you read it shut up

by aitbcitw November 21, 2011