asssexual

It's all about the ass, gender don't matter

Guy 1: Yo look at that ass
Guy 2: tf? ur gay?
Guy 1: No man, I'm asssexual.
Guy 2: that would still make you gay.
Guy 1: I care about his god damn ass not his gender!

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 9, 2022

Autosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to themself. Autosexuality differs from autophilia in that it is always a primary attraction (more likely to be attracted to themself than anyone else) while autophilia can be preferential (preferred but not required). Despite the name, autosexual is not a sexual orientation.

I would rather have sex with a clone of myself or masturbate, than someone else because I am autosexual.

by Shugunou January 26, 2023

Adasexual

Someone who really wants to creampie people named Ada.

Person 1: I wanna creampie people named Ada sooo bad.
Person 2: Are you Adasexual?

by anonymous March 31, 2023

autisexual

Where people coms together to create this thing called BULLSHIT

Found on the subreddit, r/fakedisordercringe :)

Reddit user 2307: i am autisexual

Normal person: i know a really good doctor i could hook you up with 😀

by Not-U August 7, 2023

autosexual

Attraction for yourself.

Autosexual.

by Catedrast December 6, 2024

aleasexual

Aleasexuality is a romantic or sexual attraction to gambling
(alea 𝘭𝘢𝘵. - gambling)

A: "Yo dude, I'm aleasexual"
B: "I support you bro, I'm aleasexual too, wanna go gambling?"
A: "💦 💦 💦 "

by tetotetotetotetotetotetotetote January 28, 2025

autosexual

People of any gender who are attracted to themselves.

Autosexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025