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Attendant - Sir please turn off Airplane Mode.
Guy - What the hell why would you ask me to do something so amazingly stupid and ridiculous? What will turning off my connection to prevent signal interference do for me?
Guy 2 - Ah great, there's the assenger of the flight.
Guy - What the hell why would you ask me to do something so amazingly stupid and ridiculous? What will turning off my connection to prevent signal interference do for me?
Guy 2 - Ah great, there's the assenger of the flight.
by SuperNateParty August 21, 2021
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Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.
by joetazunawife November 6, 2021
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ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm
Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.
2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm
Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.
2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
Assangelism
1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.
2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.
3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.
2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.
3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
by Angel Lewis June 12, 2022
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