Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

assumption

You don't want to make an assumption because you will be and ASS-and your-UMP- will-TION- you

You will think a little harder before you make another assumption.

by Chris h to hissy h July 1, 2005

asscum

When a guy's jizz gets all over a girl's ass. Can only be done by the most kinky of sex partners.

Guy: Ima asscum you tonight.
Girl: Make sure u aim in the hole!

by Zack can fuck u good July 17, 2006

asshum

ass-hum
another word for awesome

Amber: Awesome!!

Kagen: You mean asshum?
Amber: Asshum?
Kagen: Yes, asshum.

by AmberR0207 October 11, 2014

no assumption

a band who you cant really put a finger on their genre.
they think their the best and have obnoxious attitudes and large egos but the sound they create is loose and crap.
the vocals have a weird sound(much like dying cats)
and overall they sound cliche and suck.
most of the members are deadbeats going nowhere.

ashton- OMG GUYS WE ARE SO AWESOME LETS GO GET DRUNK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ALL THE GIRLS WANT ME AND BOYS TOO
zane- I KNOW GUYS IM SOOO COOL I SAID BINGE DRINKING WAS BAD AND I'D NEVER DO IT BUT LOOK AT ME NOW. IM SO HOT WITH MY AFRO
ASHTON- YEAH RANGA PRIDE. SO HOT.
ALL-
NO ASSUMPTION R0000000LZZZZZZ

by off-tha-wall October 22, 2008

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Assumption College

a small, liberal arts college located in a low-key section of Worcester, MA. Although it is a great school to get an education, The students are either brain-dead athletes who think they're God's gift to everyone around them or sketch balls who wear berets and believe in odd conspiracies.

Bob: Assumption College has lots of normal people.
Harris: Ummm, on the whole, no they don't.

by Awesome Blossom December 24, 2008