Aspynne

Aspynne, is the most beautiful girl. She’s a goofball for sure, her smile is everything. She’s one of the most genuine people you’ll every meet. Her smile/ laugh will brighten up your day in a flash. She’s a person who you’ll want to be around for the rest of your life. She’s also a very good person to talk to and she is a very good listener as well. She’s also a VERY good at dancing. Aspynne is so attractive she makes every boy faint once they see her. Aspynne is a very romantic and sweet, she’ll make you feel a way None other has. Overall she’s a very generous, genuine, beautiful, kindhearted, silly, one of a kind person. She is perfect.

Jack: Hey have you seen aspynne?
Bruno: Oh that on HOT BEAUTIFUL ONE OF A KIND GIRL?
Jack: YEAH MAN
Bruno: No, but I really want to make out with her.
Jack: darn.

by Aspynne November 24, 2021

Ashy Washy Boo Boo Bear

washing machine, dawn dish soap, lawnmower

Hey do you want to start the Ashy Washy Boo Boo Bear?

by Felix Kanky June 27, 2022

autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.

my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out

by David!!!??? March 21, 2008

asphalt

An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.

Jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.

by Mik203 September 18, 2006

asphole

Kind of like an asshole, but they also have Asperger's

Matt just would not shut up during break time at work last night. He was being such a damn asphole

by MoronsPissMeOff May 4, 2017

asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 17, 2005

Asphyxiation

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation

by *^%& November 12, 2007