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Artificially Awake

When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.
I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals.  I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!
by Duke Rude July 29, 2009
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Coyote Awakening

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014
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everybody asked

An impossible occurrence. It's simply not physically allowed by our universe. On other realities, where it is actually possible to a degree, it happens when a statement is so relevant that it is not stupid to remark the fact that everyone had a certain question
+: The fox says something similar to AAAAAAA
-: everybody asked
by IsThatParvitz April 22, 2023
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fuck you awake

“Fuck You Awake” - definition: while he is still asleep, a woman uses her mouth and hand to make her man hard, grinding the air or his leg until she’s wet; then moves on top of him, sliding his hardness inside her; she continues to ride him until he’s awake.
As they fell asleep in each other’s arms, she asked, “Can we do this again in the morning? I want to ‘fuck you awake’.”
by Nikita O. November 7, 2020
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cope plus malding plus i didnt asked

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.
Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.
by AAAAAAAAAAA #2 March 4, 2022
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me trying to find who asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked
by cringe060 March 15, 2022
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