attest to arrest

Witness report

They solemnly attest to arrest.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Citizen kane's arrest

When someone male or female looks to get somebody else locked up whether they are or are not on the payroll of the police.

Jennifer Kayne tried to get the whole neighborhood to cooperate with her Citizen kane's arrest of the guy/girl she didn't like.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

we're all mad arrested

Sarcastic remark/exclamation used to mock others who are afraid of the police for a somewhat inane reason.

A: "I shouldn't cross the street since the walk signal is not up"
B: "Oh, Yeah. We're all mad arrested!

by partybeans May 6, 2007

cart-wheel-ack-arrest

When one starts doing cart-wheels and cannot stop.

"One time I started doing cart-wheels and I almost whent into a cart-wheel-ack-arrest, it was pretty scary."

by Isiah paige January 15, 2008

Resist Arrest

Oh shit! George Floyd 2.0. Right there! Damn! No, THAT ONE they killed. They killed the shit out of his ass! Damn! Yeah, now that is an instance of cops killing a guy.

Hym "Yeah, see that guy who tried to resist arrest and got knelt on? Emma's gonna have a shit-fit over that one. She probably found out about it THROUGH MY PHONE. But, yeah, they killed the shit out of that guy. Get ready for the protests."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.

Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

arrested development

Stunted formative years due to your frequently getting cuffed by da cops.

Mike Hamar tells Red Green how he knew da legal system --- and da back seat of a patrol car --- inside and out before he was sixteen, yet as an adult he still acts really naive and immature about many other topics; sounds like a classic case of arrested development to me.

by QuacksO April 6, 2022