Unus Annus

One year.
Remember death.
Momento Mori.
Soon it will all end.

Cherish the moments

Two weeks.

Death is inevitable. Unus annus. Momento Mori.

by SpikeyFrog November 2, 2020

painus in the anus

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

Slippin out the anus

A term used for when you or one of your homies is fucking up in some sort of aspect of his or her life.

Me: Bro did you see Austin was late for work this morning?
Friend: Yea dude he’s been slippin out the anus lately

by Thesuburban May 21, 2022

anusbreath

Meaning bad breath, or breath that smells like an anus.

Dude, you have a serious case of anusbreath today!

by TheCatEmpire January 30, 2005

Anus Break

1. To take a break from what one is doing and go to the restroom.
2. To achieve a "BM" and revel in it.
3. Particularly refreshing and satisfying bowel movement.

I ate way too much crab meat, I need to go sit on the toilet and take an anus break. Ahhhh.

by Flash Portrait November 16, 2006

Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016

Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010