simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.

during simp hour, one must be simping.

by sublimestephers December 5, 2013

Garbage hour

When clubbing, there is a particular time of the night, around 2-3am when it starts to go to shit.

All of the attractive people have hooked up and left by that stage, so you're left with dregs who get increasingly drunk and belligerent at failing to pick up themselves. You've reached garbage hour.

Hey dude, it's reached garbage hour - let's call it a night!

by Sleazeappeal June 6, 2014

Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.

Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!

by CharlotteW April 30, 2019

Artist Hours

Artists wake up in the middle of the night usually between the hours of 2-4 am. That’s when they get their inspiration and ideas.

I’m exhausted today because I was awake during Artist hours. I have so many new ideas though.

by AmyLane April 6, 2023

A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.

A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"

by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018

Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.

Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"

by therealOGpussyslayer August 14, 2014

hour thirty

An hour and a half, but shorter

I'll be ready in an hour thirty, so don't wait up!

by parasitesmoothE July 5, 2020