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Trans Amish buggy

An Amish horse-drawn buggy not built for standard family use, they are used for the purpose of finding and woo-ing a wife. They are "sportier"(gasping and holding back a laugh) than the common Amish buggys seen carrying families.
"I saw a Trans Amish buggy riding down the street the other day. The guy had no beard, guess he must be looking for a wife."
by scorpioeric August 26, 2007
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Amish hat trick

A light weight who imbibes three shots and becomes three sheets to the wind.
Devon said Sally pulled an Amish hat trick last night. She misplaced her panties, knocked out her front teeth, and slept on the fire escape.
by docjuan February 19, 2008
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Amish Job

An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.
When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?

My Amish Jobs make the best butter.

Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.
by yobozobill May 3, 2009
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Amish enema

Whereby one uses dish soap as lubricant during anal sex, therefore simultaneously cleaning and pleasuring the anal cavity.
Dude, I totally gave Nick an Amish enema last night, good thing he was Amish, he knew exactly how to do it.
by diablo0880 April 5, 2009
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anished

Like getting drunk but better.
I'm going to get Anished tonight.

Last night was a blast, we were so Anished!
by theonewithscruff November 22, 2013
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Neo-Amish

Someone who refuses to adopt and use technology beyond a certain level of development.
Lee won't give up his old cell phone for a smart phone because he's neo-amish.
by TravCam March 23, 2019
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doinks in the amish

Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory
Big ole doinks in the Amish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by DannyDoinko October 17, 2017
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