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Aisosa

The prettiest, most sexiest girl alive. The most popular in the school. Everyone wants to be her friend and she can get a boyfriend in the snap of her fingers. If the Aisosa you know isn't as beautiful just wait till she glows up! She is going to be the best person ever! Your dream person. She will most likely be an actress, a singer, an athlete or a model. And she will have a youtube channel to top it all off! She is the best person ever! If you are reading this and you know an Aisosa, quickly go ask her to be your girlfriend or best friend! You wont regret it. Imagine the women of your dreams them times that by infinity. Yeah that's Aisosa.
Every person within a 100mile radius of Aisosa: OMG! There goes Aisosa! My dream wife/bestfriend.
*When she comes up to you* *Faints*
Aisosa: Ummmm... Ok well imma call an ambulance real quick*
*Aisosa call ambulance then leaves*
When the person/people recover: Wha...What happened!
Docter: Ohh well a girl named Aisosa saw you faint so she brought you to hospital but she left.
The person/people: OMG AISOSA BROUGHT ME AN AMBULANCE!!!!!

The End

*This is based on real-life events*
by Urban Dictionary✅ April 16, 2020
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Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.
'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'
by AEBHCC May 10, 2009
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Alison Brie

An American actress with roles on multiple shows, most notably NBC's "Community"
Man, Alison Brie is such a hottie
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Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.
Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.
by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009
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Alison

The hottest girl you will ever meet she is so damn funny and will always make you laugh. She loves to have a good time and will stop at nothing to party all night long.
"wow, do you see that chick?"
" yeah thats Alison"
"man shes hot!"
by jskdnendjxixmak drrfkficixjz January 25, 2014
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Amish Shower

When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014
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amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.
1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!
by Sparty911 October 26, 2019
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