Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 7, 2024
Get the Ambulance chaser mug.I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!
by bigfinger January 29, 2024
Get the Ambulance Moment mug.Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.
Uber is better than an ambulance.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.
Uber is better than an ambulance.
by hdkbwuinamp[ January 5, 2023
Get the ambulance mug.A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.
by dpml July 27, 2023
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Robber: *pulls out a knife* "Give me all your money"
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*
by Artificial-Intelligence August 18, 2023
Get the Ambulance mug.Someone who is attracted to drama.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Did you see feel-sorry-for-me- fran’s post today? Her sister’s best friends brother’s baby died. She is such an ambulance chaser! Always has to be where the drama is? Didn’t her other best friends son die in an accident last week?
by KidsMom91 February 21, 2020
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I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!
by geowmyers June 19, 2022
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