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Homegirl Ambulance

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
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Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 7, 2024
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Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.
"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Ambulating

1)Distance travelled too a feeding ground.
2)Walk about
3)Walking is the main form of animal locomotion on land, distinguished from running and crawling. When executed in shallow water, it is usually described as wading and when executed vertically it becomes scrambling or climbing. The word walking is derived from the Old English walkan (to roll).
Increasing your ambulating distance at lunchtime
by shivam1234313 February 7, 2008
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Ambulance Chaser

Those that seek people in adverse situations and claim to help them, when they are actually looking for chances to rob them.
The ambulance chasers created a large donation drive for the house fire victims, and they received far more items than the fire victims could use.
by Ljeanbeans May 21, 2022
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ambulance

Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.

Uber is better than an ambulance.
by hdkbwuinamp[ January 5, 2023
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