by PeppaPigFan9 December 2, 2018

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America
Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Allan J. Lichtman received his Ph.D. from Harvard University, specializing in modern American history and quantitative methods. He became an Assistant Professor of History at American University in 1973, and a Distinguished Professor in 2011. He has published thirteen books and several hundred popular and scholarly articles. He has lectured in the US and internationally and provided commentary for major US and foreign networks and leading newspapers and magazines across the world. He has been an expert witness in some 100 civil and voting rights cases. Lichtman's prediction system, the Keys to the White House, has correctly predicted 10 out of 11 US presidential elections since 1984.
by Lichtman Loyalist May 29, 2025

by Hellgone May 8, 2020

Nice and sweet guy who is generally talented and usually good looking, he can go on hours talking about his favorite subject. But be careful, he will kill you out of pure impulse (nothing personal just the voices)
Friend: Hey Allan!
Allan: Hey! *talks about interests with friend*
Allan:.....
Also Allan: *stabs affectionally*
Allan: Hey! *talks about interests with friend*
Allan:.....
Also Allan: *stabs affectionally*
by CockSucker42069_0 December 2, 2022

A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.
by Keref February 4, 2022

Lauri Allan Törni (28 May 1919 – 18 October 1965), later known as Larry Alan Thorne, was a Finnish-born soldier who fought under three flags: as a Finnish Army officer in the Winter War and the Continuation War ultimately gaining a rank of captain; as a Waffen-SS captain (under the alias Larry Laine) of the Finnish Volunteer Battalion of the Waffen-SS when he fought the Red Army on the Eastern Front in World War II;3 and as a United States Army Major (under the alias "Larry Thorne") when he served in the U.S. Army Special Forces in the Vietnam War.
Person A: Louri Allan Törni hated the communists so much, he fought in 3 different armies, and 4 different wars against them.
Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.
Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 16, 2024
