Alissa is a catfish, never go for her because she lies about what she looks like on twitter and then goes and dates everyone else you know. She eventually will get caught and exposed and make a different account so she can keep catfishing on it.
by BlazeReepers February 04, 2020
A smelly bisexual who loves Runa and and girl. Their sexual preferences are girls and non-binaries. They are a non-binary who uses the name “Mico” which is preferred more than their birth name.
Boy: I love alissa but she doesn’t like guys.
Girl: Their preferred pronouns are they/them and they would prefer if you referred to them as Mico.
Girl: Their preferred pronouns are they/them and they would prefer if you referred to them as Mico.
by Kuto January 06, 2021
person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit
person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin
person one: that’s fucking crazy
person two: i’d still smash her tho
person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin
person one: that’s fucking crazy
person two: i’d still smash her tho
by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023
Alissa is a definition of a cat she will love something and stick to it forever but when she hates something she's a fucking demon she will dig into your soul and let it bleed out till there is no blood anymore.
pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )
cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation
Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles
pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )
cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation
Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles
I need an Alissa in my life
by your one and only choz June 06, 2023
Alissa said she’s miffed off.
by ChzBerger December 20, 2021
Literally the definition of “cocky”. Not humble. Thinks she is always right when she’s not. But that part is kinda cute.
by Carl2017 June 28, 2018