Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!
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