Abraham Lincoln

a raging asshole

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."

by Bigypsy September 7, 2016

Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.

dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

Noun
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.

"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."

by bopyloo June 29, 2012

Abraham Lincoln

The sex act whereby the female does a naked handstand, and the partner (usually male) performs oral sex from behind (ass side) the handstander, such that the female's pubic hair resembles a beard emminating from the chin of the muncher, thus resembling honest Abe.

Abraham Lincoln probably never gave a chick an Abraham Lincoln, cause he was gay.

by FWA January 31, 2005

Abraham and cathy

One of the most weirdest couples you'll meet. They have to be some of the cheesiest and corniest couple you know. They are happily in love and will spend the rest of their lives together with their expecting child to come soon. Deal with lots of hoes backstabbers and two faces and drama but manage to be always be together happily in love. They will grow old together like in the cute romantic movies. Both Best friends & lovers that can talk about anything together c': <3
~ I love you

abraham and cathy are such a weird and cute couple, abraham and Cathy are expecting a child soon c;

by Anonymouscookie21 September 11, 2013

Abraham and cathy

One of the weirdest couples you'll ever meet. Have some of the craziest and cutest conversations that only they can understand(corny, kinky, and random). Happily in love and have an expecting child coming soon. Can be best friends and lovers which is so adorable they can talk about anything with eacother and won't let any hoe ruin their relationship Will be together forever and ever til infinity c': <3
~I love you babe

abraham and cathy are a weird cute and cheesy couple

by Potatoesalad September 11, 2013

Abraham Lincoln Syndrom

A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.

This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.

A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.

- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."

- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"

by Ideosynchronicity July 11, 2009