two and a bit

A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.

It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.

Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.

Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.

Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.

by LardBoy November 11, 2005

a lot a bit

exact opposite of a little bit. secret phrase of jeff and kelsi

she was loved in large quantities. she was loved a lot a bit.

by kdad May 17, 2006

Feeling a bit Peters

An expression of extreme tiredness. Can often be described as being at Peters level 1 through to 10.

Dave : I'm so tired cos I stayed out late last night, in fact i'm feeling a bit Peters.

by Glen Rolls June 13, 2008

In a bit

It's never going to happen.

"Will you lend me twenty quid?"
"Oh yeah, in a bit!"
The phrase 'Never seen it" can also be used although as the phrase is only used in the North West of England, it should be pronounced 'Neva sin it'.

by DJ Fishy May 10, 2006

Slurpyturpy with a bit of birby

When you drink bird poo

I can't believe jerald slurpyturpy with a bit of birby

by Splooge December 21, 2016

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it

"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018

not a bit of me

Something you would not like to do or be asscociated with.

Mate: Oi big man, should we get some pineapple on the pizza.

Me: naa mate that’s not a bit of me.

by WordsIsayAreGolden October 4, 2017